jackass of all trades 

A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.

Stefan is a dork. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up. Jackass of all trades.

jackass of all trades by Devin84 October 15, 2007

jackass of all trades 

A person who very hard to work with and a fuck-up at almost anything, but thinks he is good. Tends to be vocal but never about his own ability to seemingly always fuck things up.

My no count ass brother in-law is the biggest loser. He's just a jackass of all trades!

jackass of all trades by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

jackass of all trades 

someone who is good at what he attempts but is conceited and arrogant about his own skills

Yea, Nathan is a jackass of all trades. He passed both his tests, and rubbed it in my face.

jackass of all trades by Faggle October 26, 2007

jack ass of all trades 

a person who thinks he knows it all and is not swayed by the facts.

Regardless of the truth, Larry is a jack ass of all trades.

jack ass of all trades by Larry Johnson January 4, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019