jack the cat 

A black pile of expired horse shit that sleeps all day to only wake up to piss and shit all of your clothing and stare at you like Stephen hawking stares at people who can walk.

Jack the cat just thinks he's so smart..het the broom.

jack the cat by Teddy313 April 5, 2018

Speaking to Jack the Cat 

Speaking to this cat means jacking off or playing with your pussy as if its a guitar, usually applied to females but is not gender specific could also be applied to men (Speaking to Jack the sausage).

Are you going to speak to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?

Speaking to Jack the Cat by SteelCraftHD January 22, 2020

Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville 

A corrupt, dictating tyrant who is bad tempered and easily annoyed but you can't help yourself from annoying him nonetheless

Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville is a deviant and manipulative head boy and with regards of vengeance we should annoy him

Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville by Genious Masterminded person January 2, 2021