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Jack in the Ass 

A cream of the crop jack ass; An elite group of jack asses that deserves to be classified one step higher.
A jack in the ass cop just searched my car E legally and found nothing like I told him. I wonder why people in town don't respect the law?

You are one sincere jack in the ass.
Jack in the Ass by Hatsitting203 November 14, 2010
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Jack in the Ass 

When you go to Jack in the Box but the employee treats you like shit
I went to Jack in the Box yesterday but the Jack in the Ass wouldn’t give me extra sauce
Jack in the Ass by AlphaHormesis November 15, 2022

Jack-in-the-ass 

When a girls is pride or uptight and you want to have intercourse so you get her naked, uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels, pop it in her ass and flip her upside down so she absorbs the alcohol. This allows her to lower her inhibitions and relax.
PRO-TIP: It may be a few minutes before she feels the alcohol so pass the time with a standing 69!
Man, Carla was being such a prude at the party last night I had to give her a Jack-in-the-ass.
Jack-in-the-ass by K-Train91 April 17, 2017

Jack in the Box ass nigga 

A hater that stays talking breakfast 24/7, A rat that if he knows what's good for him stays out of my trap.
You snitched again dog? Yous a jack in the box ass nigga; always talkin breakfast.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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