Jack in the Ass

A cream of the crop jack ass; An elite group of jack asses that deserves to be classified one step higher.

A jack in the ass cop just searched my car E legally and found nothing like I told him. I wonder why people in town don't respect the law?

You are one sincere jack in the ass.

Jack in the Ass by Hatsitting203 November 14, 2010

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Jack in the Ass

When you go to Jack in the Box but the employee treats you like shit

I went to Jack in the Box yesterday but the Jack in the Ass wouldn’t give me extra sauce

Jack in the Ass by AlphaHormesis November 15, 2022

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Jack-in-the-ass

When a girls is pride or uptight and you want to have intercourse so you get her naked, uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels, pop it in her ass and flip her upside down so she absorbs the alcohol. This allows her to lower her inhibitions and relax.
PRO-TIP: It may be a few minutes before she feels the alcohol so pass the time with a standing 69!

Man, Carla was being such a prude at the party last night I had to give her a Jack-in-the-ass.

Jack-in-the-ass by K-Train91 April 17, 2017

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Jack in the Box ass nigga

A hater that stays talking breakfast 24/7, A rat that if he knows what's good for him stays out of my trap.

You snitched again dog? Yous a jack in the box ass nigga; always talkin breakfast.

Jack in the Box ass nigga by never talkin dinner July 11, 2011

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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