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The Joe Biden Boss (aka "Jabes"). Used to refer to the second in command, the underboss, the first loser. Can be used as a noun to refer to a person, or as an adjective for particularly subservient situations.
1) You are ma jabes!

2) His dance moves are mad jabesy. What a JBB!
Jabes by The Baws! October 18, 2011
Words you can keep
Jabes is a crazy ass grandma that goes by the name of Jordan Bishop. He recently cut his hair and got contacts, although he does look like a babe, there is no hiding his crazy instincts.
Jabes once threw me out of his car going down the highway.
jabes by Loverboy5 July 25, 2010
Related Words
jabesh Jabe jaes jables jaber Jabez jabos jabeen jabetha jadessa
Example 1:
"Dang look at those jabes."
"You think we could hit their juul?"

Example 2:
"Those girls are so cool, they really know how to hit that juul."
"Bro, those are called jabes."
jabes by @jabe September 22, 2017
Describes an individual who is humble, peaceful, and who's main goal in life is to become the very best person they can be in their given lifetime. Although the name Jabes has a biblical background not all Jabes' are religious. They are generally social, charismatic, and down to earth. They are people you can generally trust and are very respectful.
Person 1: Quiet and reserved people are the ones you should lookout for. You never know what they will do next and probably have a lot of bottled up problems.

Person 2: Generally yes, unless their name is something like Jabes, in which case they are most likely keeping to themselves and are being passive aggressive to preserve the peace.

Person 1: That is very observant.

Person 2: Facts
Jabes by TheInternetSage June 6, 2019
Skin heated to the point of taking on the shape of a dildo.
"Dude, I totally Shankled your Jabskin"
Jabskin by shit waffle February 8, 2010

Jaesphinx 

He carried himself in a very jaesphinx manner
Jaesphinx by josephotaku98 July 12, 2017

A Jaben Brown 

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head. Also search for a sloppy jaben brown
After a long night of drinking, Perry gave Joshua a jaben brown.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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