That moment when you thought you had a loving relationship but the guy was only with you for your trampoline
Sally: What happened to that guy you were seeing?
Bonnie: Agh it was another Jump Fuck, struggles of having a trampoline, am I right?
Bonnie: Agh it was another Jump Fuck, struggles of having a trampoline, am I right?
by ChickenMama69 September 27, 2018
by Terence C. September 29, 2005
"Wow Jimmy is totally Jump-Fuckable."
"Greg was so attractive that once I saw him I totally jump-fucked him!"
"Greg was so attractive that once I saw him I totally jump-fucked him!"
by Caracreatesthebestwords February 02, 2009
Said When Your Either Irritated and Pissed Off, Confused, Are Your About To Bite The Fucking Big One.
Irritated and Pissed Off
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................
by The Doc Brown April 26, 2006
an especially tricky sexual move in which the male jumps as high as he can and lands squarely between the legs of a female partner while simultaneously inserting his penis into the vagina.
by ed the viking December 26, 2008
Like a "leap jump to super fuck"; A tricky sexual move where the man lays on his back, stationary with an engorged penis. while the woman leaps at him and lands squarely over his hips and simultaneously inserts his penis into her vagina.
We've both like it hard, but we've tried everything else. I'm going to give him a reverse leap jump to super fuck tonight.
by Quacthulhu March 15, 2011