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JSM
Type: Exclamation / Transition
Pronunciation: ja-zaam.
Typically used as a transition in sentence, going from one event to another. The second event is usually not one to be proud of, often characterized by doing something epically stupid.
It can also be used as an exclamation.
Pronunciation: ja-zaam.
Typically used as a transition in sentence, going from one event to another. The second event is usually not one to be proud of, often characterized by doing something epically stupid.
It can also be used as an exclamation.
Justin: "Yeah, so I downed a couple of galvatrons last night and then JSM!, I was passed out soaking wet on the stairs while covered in leaves"
Eugene: "Yeah, one second I was hitting on this chick from 'Bama and then JSM! I was at the power exchange going spelunking"
Mike: "And then I went all-in and lost my money. JSM!"
Eugene: "Yeah, one second I was hitting on this chick from 'Bama and then JSM! I was at the power exchange going spelunking"
Mike: "And then I went all-in and lost my money. JSM!"
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JSM
JSM or Job Security Measure is used by IT professionals everywhere to ensure they don't become irrelevant. It was made famous by a particular IT professional in the late 80s when he foresaw the coming Cloud and realised the only way forward was to become extremely relevant. His resulting piece of work, JSM for People Who Haven't Got A. Clue, is the defining document on how to avoid becoming irrelevant. Many IT professionals the world over, with no time to waste investing in training and certification have often found this book on JSM to be the way out of being intelligent
That was a terrific JSM you deployed on the network, very smart.
My boss used a JSM to shore up the next three years of his career, very impressive work
Every time I hear someone has used a JSM, I want to find them, dunk them in a vat of oil, torch them till there is nothing left, then feed there JSM fuelled remains to a flock of seagulls high on acid
My boss used a JSM to shore up the next three years of his career, very impressive work
Every time I hear someone has used a JSM, I want to find them, dunk them in a vat of oil, torch them till there is nothing left, then feed there JSM fuelled remains to a flock of seagulls high on acid
JSM by honneamise March 9, 2020
Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)
A yearning from a penny-pinching jew to mate with females who resemble dogs, in particular that who has extremely curly, pubic hair on their head, otherwise known as a spaniel
"Hey mate I can't wait for tonight!'
"Yeah same I've got serious JSM, I get wait to grab a spaniel"
"Doctor I think i'm suffering from Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)"
"Yeah same I've got serious JSM, I get wait to grab a spaniel"
"Doctor I think i'm suffering from Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)"
Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM) by Ricardo.W December 26, 2011