Type: Exclamation / Transition
Pronunciation: ja-zaam.

Typically used as a transition in sentence, going from one event to another. The second event is usually not one to be proud of, often characterized by doing something epically stupid.

It can also be used as an exclamation.

Justin: "Yeah, so I downed a couple of galvatrons last night and then JSM!, I was passed out soaking wet on the stairs while covered in leaves"

Eugene: "Yeah, one second I was hitting on this chick from 'Bama and then JSM! I was at the power exchange going spelunking"

Mike: "And then I went all-in and lost my money. JSM!"

JSM by xsting5 September 11, 2012

Related Words

JSM • Jsmapota • JSMH • JSML • jsmmkadnbriobbffi • jsmash • jsmbh • JSMD • jsmda • jsmdo

Jsm

Sickest Dj From Brampton

Repping springdale

who's the sickest dj in brampton

JsM

Jsm by You're ex girlfriend September 16, 2012

JSM

Just shit myself...

I can't believe we almost wiped on Sindragosa... nice healing btw... JSM

JSM by Jono2411 May 25, 2010

JSM

JSM or Job Security Measure is used by IT professionals everywhere to ensure they don't become irrelevant. It was made famous by a particular IT professional in the late 80s when he foresaw the coming Cloud and realised the only way forward was to become extremely relevant. His resulting piece of work, JSM for People Who Haven't Got A. Clue, is the defining document on how to avoid becoming irrelevant. Many IT professionals the world over, with no time to waste investing in training and certification have often found this book on JSM to be the way out of being intelligent

That was a terrific JSM you deployed on the network, very smart.
My boss used a JSM to shore up the next three years of his career, very impressive work
Every time I hear someone has used a JSM, I want to find them, dunk them in a vat of oil, torch them till there is nothing left, then feed there JSM fuelled remains to a flock of seagulls high on acid

JSM by honneamise March 9, 2020

Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)

A yearning from a penny-pinching jew to mate with females who resemble dogs, in particular that who has extremely curly, pubic hair on their head, otherwise known as a spaniel

"Hey mate I can't wait for tonight!'

"Yeah same I've got serious JSM, I get wait to grab a spaniel"

"Doctor I think i'm suffering from Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)"

Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM) by Ricardo.W December 26, 2011

to jsmeef

To Sniff someone in secret.

Alfred dared me to jsmeef my crush.

to jsmeef by Tazerlyf March 19, 2023

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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