A hot man, who is sexy as hell. He is loyal and will not back down from a fight. If you hurt one of his friends he will kick your ass and is not afraid to do so. If you are friends with Jon you will not regret it! There is no one more loyal and reliable than he is. If you are his girlfriend he can be obnoxious and annoying but is the most loving man.
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by sexretlysexy November 18, 2017
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A person that smokes/talks about weed constantly.
Person 1: dude, did you meet the new student?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Jon.
by piercethesirens July 22, 2016
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A beastly guy with surprising strength,can party day and night and will most likely get in a fight.The guy who's selfishly absorbed in himself,can steal your girl at any moment,may fuck your girl at any moment.
JON is so sexy,JON will fuck you in anyway and anywhere,JON don't give a fuck today make that god a sandwich.
by Heavenscrime June 18, 2013
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Cumbersome (difficult to deal with due to size and weight). Is also a big dick.
The movers said that the piano is very jon.
by Diana & Sheila July 10, 2008
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Used to describe an object, person, basically anything that the speaker likes or enjoys. May be derived from joint. In heavy use in the Philadelphia area.
a. That movie's the jon!
b. I saw my cousin the other day - he's my jon.
c. That jon is hot!
by marina h July 29, 2005
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if you are "pretty" have two legs and a pussy he is after you.
and then dont let these "Jons" get inside your mind becasue they will crush your heart then use the little pieces as confittee.

Jons are ussualy very out going and know as a laddies man. can seem to get any girl he wants.
Cheyenne: hey what do you think about Jon?
Miranda: complete manwhore. tears gurls apart. despise him.
Cheyenne: I know right!
by angelandprincess25 June 18, 2011
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a complete sweat . a try hard in every game
why u so sweaty jon!!
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