by The Actual Korn May 19, 2011
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Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.
Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.
by QuacksO February 1, 2017
When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.
by Shueman October 24, 2015
When you’re on a date and driving around with an annoying girl and want to get rid of her. So you stop at a store, send her inside to buy something, Then drive away abandoning her.
by Tj webb September 3, 2022
When you’re on a date and driving around with an annoying girl and want to get rid of her. So you stop at a store, send her inside to buy something, Then drive away abandoning her.
by Tj webb September 3, 2022
by narry4life February 22, 2021