Jing Wing

It is an unwanted half-boner. It isn't at the point of a full erection and isn't completely limp. You are on the fence and you are not sure which side of the fence you are going to land on. It may become a full erection or your penis may just fall back into dismay. You may get one from waking up in the morning, or the act of a chick possibly grinding on you.

-Do you have a boner right now?
-No, I unfortunately have a half-boner right now.
-Oh, you mean a jing wing.

-Man I have a jing wing right now.
-You do. Why?
-Well, that chick has been grinding on me for a while. I want to like her but all I'm getting is a jing wing.
-Maybe she isn't right for you.

Jing Wing by Grishnog December 24, 2010

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Jing Wing Ba

1) to hypnotize one to do what you want

2) a shout out of extreme excitement

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JING WING BA, that girl Jamie is SMINCE!

Jing Wing Ba by Jamsizzle October 3, 2004

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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