need me one

(its a term I found this term on omegle.com). By the context I understood it to mean : I need one (for) myself / for me

boy a) do you have a gf?

boy b) nah man, I need me one as well

by Sexydimma November 27, 2016

My people need me!

Thoughts of people, animals or inanimate objects when, without context, they seem to suddenly decide go their own way as if to go help its siblings, family, tribe, etc.

It can optionally be preceded by: "I must go! My people need me!"

Situation: A truck is rolling down the highway and a wheel suddenly breaks loose and goes its own way.

Wheel thoughts: "I must go! My people need me!"

by MarvinParanoAndroid January 22, 2019

where ya need me.

An expression for letting your friends know that you are ready to help them out whenever they need. An easy way to let someone know you've got their back.

Homey #1:
When we out in Vegas this weekend, there's a good chance I might need you to help me dispose of some late-night aftermath, ya dig?

Homey #2:
No doubt. Where ya need me.

by bigtongs January 20, 2010

brb mom needs me

holy cow i have to go to the bathroom

When Sidney and i were talking on Facebook i discovered i really had to pee. So i typed "brb mom needs me" and ran to the bathroom

by prettyflyforawhiteguy September 5, 2009

Hooker you need me

Phrase originated from California prison/jail system. Used when a person makes a comment and the response requires verbal validation that the other person is necessary for whatever is going on/going to happen.

Ram: So is the party a go for Saturday?
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...

by Skwhirl May 16, 2013

i need me a dyckman party

A Lit party located in the northern part of Manhattan in the 1 line , Basically a hick party with hookah,drinks , twerking,grinding, and lap dances. Going to one of these parties will bless your whole week No Better parties then the ones In Dyckman.

"Yeo, bro I haven't gotten lit in a while I Need Me a Dyckman Party"

by UnknownArtist-InTheMaking November 24, 2017

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.

- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*

by UrbanPrick July 9, 2012