isvanka

the name you call your sister because you can't read ivanka

Isvanka farted on me!

isvanka by cookie monster007 September 18, 2020

Ivanka Head Syndrome 

While your body grows taller and bigger from childhood on your head remains the size of a preteen.

Poor Ivanka Trump! She has the body of a woman but the head the size of a child. If this condition doesn't already have a name then let's call it the Ivanka Head Syndrome in her honor.

Ivanka Head Syndrome by beansforbreakfast July 14, 2019

Ivankaposer 

Someone who pretends to be something they are not, playing to an audience to try and get them to believe certain things about you especially when they aren't true

Joe told everyone on Facebook that it was gay pride month. He even said "I love my gay friends". Ivankaposer probably doesn't even have gay friends.

Ivankaposer by Bakerpolaris June 2, 2017

Ivanka Trump 

At risk of being fucked by her dad

Ivanka Trump has a great body, if she wasn't my daughter I'd probably date her

Ivanka Trump by HarbingerOfFun June 19, 2016

Ivanka Trump 

The daughter you would date if she wasn't your daughter.

The View, March 2006, Donald Trump:

"I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Rolling Stone interview, September 2015, Donald Trump:

“After I met Ivanka and praised her to her father, he said, ‘Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father . . .’”

I'd totally Ivanka Trump my daughter

Ivanka Trump by Ann American May 8, 2018

Ivankaphile 

A dude who wants to fuck his own daughter.

Con #1: see that newbie over there on the yard? He's an Ivankaphile.

Can#2: Where my shiv at?

Ivankaphile by Makin bacon August 28, 2018

Ivanka Trump 

Ivanka Trump is one of five real-life examples of devil spawn. She is what you get when a white-trash person wins the lottery. She smells like blood, expensive perfume, and daddy's money. If she wasn't wealthy, she'd be a hooker.

Ivanka Trump is a human butt lump.

Ivanka Trump by French Toast and Cheese March 15, 2017