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Isaiah Jones 

Isaiah is honestly a pretty cool person, I’m only mean to him sometimes and I’m glad that I met him because he is now my close friend. He watches porn on Tuesdays and I feel like he can make good waffles. He’s the type of person to tell you your ex a dumbass and then say sorry right after. He’s good at pulling all-nighters and he’s a good person in general and I like talking to him because he said funny when he does his Bri-ish accent. Almost peed myself. I enjoy being friends with Isaiah even though some days he takes hours to reply. I think he gonna be a stripper when he get so older. Anyway to end this on a good note he’s really funny and a good person to I think talk to. We are birthday twins so that’s pretty cool if you ask me. The end I’m sorry it’s not that I interesting
Hey look it’s Isaiah Jones, he so got a big ween in his mouth
Isaiah Jones by Girl273838293 April 25, 2020
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