iron lotus

A controversial, very difficult figure skating move performed by pairs. One partner holds the other's legs around his/her neck and swings them around like a giant swing. The thrower lets go and allows the partner to do a huge flip in mid-air which turns them upside down. The thrower must then do a 360 body spin like a buzzsaw and avoid cutting the partner's head off.

The only successful attempt in professional pairs figure skating was by Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy.

Yes.. by 2 men and only after Chaz broke his ankle from a pearl thrown by one of the Van Walderbergs and with MacElroy serving as the thrower.

"The Iron Lotus was so controversial it was only performed in North Korea. Kim Jong-Il had the pair attempt it in front of a large army and audience only to see the pair fail. The partner cut off the thrown partner's head with his skate when he performed his spin. He then picked the head up and wept."

"My ankle is broken, I'm going to need you to throw me instead for the Iron Lotus."

iron lotus by JimmyNumberOneFan July 20, 2008

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Iron Lotus

when one person hooks up with a girl, and LESS THAN 30 minutes later, the first person's friend does the same thing, so the second person is, in a way, really hooking up with his friend.
this action can be done knowingly or unknowingly.

-"hey dan i heard you pulled an iron lotus on ann last friday after the football game"
-"Ah fuck, who was the dude?
-"it was me haha"
-"DOUBLE FUCK"

Iron Lotus by Havermeyer October 23, 2008

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Iron Lotus

1. A term used in figure skating when the current skaters are putting on a less-than-stelar performance

2. Couples ice skating move in which the male spins the female partner and releases her into the air into a back flip, while the male performs a 360 degree flip. Impossible to perform between a male and female.

1. Wow, that couple sucks. The only way they can come back is with an Iron Lotus.

2. Ouch! Chaz Michael Michaels seems to have hurt his ankle! How will they perform the Iron Lotus?

Iron Lotus by ikhav February 15, 2010

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Iron Lotus

peak song by mili. here’s the lyrics ig
Frozen stairs, carpet in blood red
Seating goodbyes left unsaid, goodbyes left unsaid Despite our promises, here I am following your steps I'm following your steps
Drop by drop As your unchanging reality dampen my sleeve You kissed them off Through the fibers of my handkerchief I am fire Burn those who dare to care for me And my fuel are memories, fuel are memories of you They perish with the heat, perish with the heat So I can move on Flower of iron Shrivelled up to hide the imposter in me "Hey, why did you leave? Why did you leave?" Don't let those words out of me Imposter's about to speak
So I chewed on Huameitang
For whom the shelves hold on to the pages, hold on to the pages
Their pain, their joy were given value as they were rated

LISTEN TO IRON LOTUS NOW Isn't it ironic?
Greed is unlimited, freedom is a limited resource
Extra large for you means less for me
There'll be less for me
I banged the drums (Weiwu)
Court of hell (Weiwu)
Demanding a new trial (Weiwu)
You got the wrong head
Would you take mine instead, take mine instead?
Stop leading me on
World of titan allows me to live
Only in the mud down its feet
Though you're not with me, you're not with me
I'll never admit defeat
'Cause when I thought that every nice thing about me has become Canxiang
You showed me I still had an umbrella full of love inside me
Without you I could never be
So sincerely thank you for everything
It pains me to think
That my happiness turned out to be one of those fingers that strangled you until you couldn't breathe
Not ashamed to go this way
I just want to choose my fate
I'm on my last white rabbit Naitang
I am iron
In my blood it streams roots deep
With bruises on my knees, bruises on my knees
And ribs crushed down to pieces, crushed down to pieces
Nothing left to hold on
Actually wait
I do have one regret
That day before you left me
"You're my everything"
Before my thoughts began to speak
I bit my lip, said nothing
And just sucked on Maiyatang

Iron Lotus by #1 Two time gooner January 2, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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