The Irish tea-party is a sexual act where a male shoves minty mentos in a condom until it is full and preceeds to shove it into a woman's asshole and pour diet Pepsi into the condom, which causes her asshole to explode in a
furious rage.
Johnny: Dude, yesterday I gave Jennifer an irish tea-party...
Irish breakfast tea: n. When a person consumes so much alcohol that their urine turns dark brown due to liver damage, urinates into cup, and then offers that cup to their partner under the guise that it is tea. Most often served first thing in the morning before the recipient has fully acquired all senses.
The act of having intercourse with your partner and when about to ejaculate, you pull out, dip your testicles completely into her vagina to keep your testicles warm while proceeding to ejaculate onto their torso and face.
I gave Shiela a good ole irish teabaglast night, shot right up her nose.