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Irish Tea Party 

When you are the last person concious at a drinking party, and you go around tea bagging everyone at the party.
ewww.... there is a ball hair in my mouth, there must have been an Irish Tea Party last night.

Irish tea-party 

The Irish tea-party is a sexual act where a male shoves minty mentos in a condom until it is full and preceeds to shove it into a woman's asshole and pour diet Pepsi into the condom, which causes her asshole to explode in a
furious rage.
Johnny: Dude, yesterday I gave Jennifer an irish tea-party...

Mark: No way, Does her butthole still work?

Johnny:Nah bro, that shit got fucked up

black Irish tea 

Dark colored tea, most Irish people have had it before. Has quite a bit of caffeine.
Girl: My favorite drink is black Irish tea.

Irish Wake Tea Bag 

Filling your dead friend's mouth with whiskey and tea bagging them at the funeral.
Patrick's funeral is today, I shaved my balls and got 25 year old whiskey for him. Can't wait to give him a proper Irish Wake Tea Bag.

irish breakfast tea 

Irish breakfast tea: n. When a person consumes so much alcohol that their urine turns dark brown due to liver damage, urinates into cup, and then offers that cup to their partner under the guise that it is tea. Most often served first thing in the morning before the recipient has fully acquired all senses.
My wife made me a cup of "Irish breakfast tea", was expecting a glass of whiskey.... very disappointed.

irish teabag 

The act of having intercourse with your partner and when about to ejaculate, you pull out, dip your testicles completely into her vagina to keep your testicles warm while proceeding to ejaculate onto their torso and face.
I gave Shiela a good ole irish teabag last night, shot right up her nose.

The irish teabag.
irish teabag by Wrenchdawg26 April 19, 2018