Irish Door

the, often times, brick wall that appears to be the door next to it while under the influence.

McGarrity: Jaysus what happened to your head Malachy?
O'Riley: Oh, he tried walking through the irish door downstairs.

by finely28 December 11, 2009

Irish Door

A drunk person's butthole.

Guy: God, that chick is drunk!
Creeper: See if you can get her in her irish door.

by OrdinaryFreak101 December 11, 2011

The Irish Door Knocker

The act of pulling your pants down, letting your balls hang and slapping them back and forth repeatedly hitting each leg.

Steve and I were hanging out the other day and then he decided to whip out The Irish Door Knocker, fuckin' weirdo.

by somethingstupid March 15, 2010