Ireland's Eye 

A large mountain of crap that sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, much like an island in the ocean. This is often the result of drinking Guinness to the point of passing out the prior evening.

I just dropped the biggest Ireland's Eye. That bathroom is going to stink for days!

Ireland's Eye by billberto March 18, 2005

Ireland's Eye 

Nessan the Duke of 400 AD had three sons, and named a monastery in their honor. the monastery is on the island called Ireland's Eye. The name of the island is 'Inis Mac Neasain' or the 'Island of the sons of Nessan', the monastery has the same name in Gaelic.

The monastery is good craic for a quick visit during the summer. Not a huge amount there today but an interesting place all the same.

Dave: Did you go to Howth and see Ireland's Eye?

Kevin: Yeah it was good fun, I enjoyed the Island of Ireland's Eye

Ireland's Eye by Jack O'Meara October 21, 2019

Ireland Steamer

A variation on the Cleveland Steamer where Kathy Ireland takes a crap on your chest.

After the Sports Illustrated cover shoot, I got an Ireland Steamer from Kathy.

Ireland Steamer by KalEl2000 May 26, 2024

Space Ireland 

When you're done with dating.

"I have had it with men. I'm going to Space Ireland!"

Space Ireland by JormanThoad December 22, 2017

bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland 

a based individual

Bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland is bisexual.

bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland by melonboiReal March 4, 2023

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled 

The upper house of parliament

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled by cheerful ox April 9, 2022

shed a tear for Ireland 

urinate, take a leak, drain the lizard

"Before we leave this joint, let me shed a tear for Ireland."

shed a tear for Ireland by Octopod September 25, 2003