Intoxalockedout
intoxalockedout (v., adj.)
To be legally trapped — financially, physically, and procedurally — by a court-ordered product or service from which there is no exit, no recourse, and no one who will answer the phone.
To be legally trapped — financially, physically, and procedurally — by a court-ordered product or service from which there is no exit, no recourse, and no one who will answer the phone.
“He knocked fourteen times. He called the DMV. He called Intoxalock. He called back. He was put on hold. He was disconnected. He knocked again. Nobody was ever home. That is what it means to be intoxalockedout — not just trapped inside the system, but trapped outside the door of the only company that can let you out.
Intoxalockedout by Redfission June 25, 2026
