inthu 

A sexy sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is the lord of memes and is respected by all. Anyone who confronts a Inthu in a rude manner gets dominated by Inthu.

Be more like Inthu

inthu by Inthu December 21, 2019

girth intruder 

A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus

I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.

girth intruder by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019

Intrusive thoughts

Terrible thoughts that are repetitive and could come into your mind at any time without a warning. Also referred to as “Devil's Whispers”. A common symptom of OCD, but not always is. It easily convinces everyone around you that you’re going insane.

Someone 1: *Gets a panic attack*
Someone 2: “U good?”
Someone 1: “Nope. I had that same stupid intrusive thought for the 100th time today”
Someone 2: “Just be positive and your intrusive thoughts will go away”

As you can see, “Someone 2” has no idea what an intrusive thought is, and thinks it’s controllable.

Intrusive thoughts by ComeToBrazil85 September 6, 2022

cranio-rectal intrusion 

A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.

With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.

cranio-rectal intrusion by BiggerD October 14, 2010

Intuition 

The ability to understand something immediately, without the need for conscious reasoning. Or a thing that one knows or considers likely from instinctive feeling rather than conscious reasoning.

Use your intuition wisely

Intuition by Anon127M March 22, 2020

arctic intrusion 

A sexual act, in which an ice cube is inserted into one's anus at the point of climax.

I had to kick her to the curb. She kept begging for an arctic intrusion and it was just too weird.

arctic intrusion by Mr. Marvin Pancakes III January 4, 2015

Girlfriend Intruder 

A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.

Josh: Dude. Whats up?
Brandon: Nothing much. Mike's such a girlfriend intruder
Kyle: Lets eat him.

Girlfriend Intruder by BarnacleBill February 26, 2010