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Ink Pen

The process of constant pulling and strain on the penis. The result is the snapping of the urethra, which causes it to extrude externally.
by AkkiAssassin May 9, 2011
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A reverse pink sock where your urethra comes out of your genitals through the hard expulsion of urine
Bill: Dang man i peed so hard I ink penned
Charlie: Eww bro thats nasty
by Dr. Trejo April 24, 2011
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dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results
"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"
by shoetaster June 25, 2022
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pen and ink

Ian dury (singer from the blockheads) once sang:

'I'm a blackmail man and i think you stink, you're pen and ink...'
by Jon Hazell May 11, 2006
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super cool and amazing and purfect. the best dad + nonhuman/xenogender besties <3.
"are you friends with pen and ink on discord?"

"oh hell yeah. 🎲's a really cool . 🎲s a very sweet genie <3"
by lemon powder September 7, 2021
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don't dip your pen in the company ink

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".
by BlackFox985 December 20, 2010
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