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A reverse pink sock where your urethra comes out of your genitals through the hard expulsion of urine
Bill: Dang man i peed so hard I ink penned
Charlie: Eww bro thats nasty
Ink Pen by Dr. Trejo April 24, 2011

dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results
"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"
dip pen ink by shoetaster June 25, 2022

Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen> 

Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen>
Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen>

pen and ink 

Ian dury (singer from the blockheads) once sang:

'I'm a blackmail man and i think you stink, you're pen and ink...'
pen and ink by Jon Hazell May 11, 2006

pen and ink 

super cool and amazing and purfect. the best dad + nonhuman/xenogender besties <3.
"are you friends with pen and ink on discord?"

"oh hell yeah. 🎲's a really cool . 🎲s a very sweet genie <3"
pen and ink by lemon powder September 7, 2021

don't dip your pen in the company ink 

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".