Infinite Sadness

When, after an epic night of drinking where your problems don't matter, you wake up in the morning and all of your life's problems come rushing at you at once. This usually leads to you sitting on the edge of your bed with your head in your hands, just contemplating all the ways you can attempt to fix your life.

Last night was such an epic night! I woke up with the worst case of Infinite Sadness this morning though.

Infinite Sadness by AlphaCaveman August 19, 2010

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Mellan Chollie and the Infinite Sadness

hey, guy who wrote definition above this one!!!! THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO SPELL "MELLON COLLIE" if you are as you say over-obsessed with the pumpkins...you should know how to spell Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness! But anyway kickass album, essential listening.

Hey jackass, your stupid!

Mellan Chollie and the Infinite Sadness by Druinn November 30, 2004

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Mellan Chollie and the Infinite Sadness

Greatest Smashing Pumpkins Album. Actually its the Greatest album period.

Highlights on this album:
Thru the eyes of the Ruby
Porcelina of the Vast Oceans
Thirty-Three
Tonight, Tonight
1979
XYU
Bullet With Butterfly Wings

Some people say that Gish is the best. While there both good, MCIS is better, but Gish is a close second

Over-obsessed with this band, which isnt a bad thing. Listen to this album. Now

Mellan Chollie and the Infinite Sadness by Sp Fan June 10, 2004

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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