A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.
Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.
by JC Pacifico April 11, 2003
It's where I store my Pork Sword.
by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004
A slow wallet is a person who deliberately takes a long ass time taking out their wallet so someone offers to pay for them first.
by slowwallet February 15, 2016
A vagina.
1. Anatomy, Zoology
a. the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals.
b. a sheathlike part or organ.
2. the sheath formed by the basal part of certain leaves where they embrace the stem.
1. Anatomy, Zoology
a. the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals.
b. a sheathlike part or organ.
2. the sheath formed by the basal part of certain leaves where they embrace the stem.
by Andy4az May 6, 2014
A Grease Wallet is another name for a Jack in the Box (fast food chain) taco, usually of the 99¢ variety. They seem to come pre-made, are deep fried to greasy perfection, and contain what seems to be a greasy meat product with the consistency of a thick beef paste. They are best enjoyed after an evening of heavy drinking when greasy goodness is required prior to passing out on your friend's sofa.
by DJ MAC February 25, 2012
The interval of time before you can take your pants off to masturbate when your partner/parents leave the house to avoid your partner catching you when they come back to find their wallet.
"I went to milk it but my wallet interval was too short and he caught me with my headphones on and my dildo in."
"Yeah, botched my wallet interval last night. Mum caught me. Wasn't like in the porn at all."
"Yeah, botched my wallet interval last night. Mum caught me. Wasn't like in the porn at all."
by Websinthe February 23, 2015
the art of stretching the scrotum of the accused up to just above the nipple and thus causing it to tear, whereupon the valuables drop from the wallet.
by Sidney Moon January 23, 2004