A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.
Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.
by JC Pacifico April 11, 2003

by Amadeus Sinclair April 09, 2009

by InGoreious March 02, 2010

by Taco Bell September 25, 2005

When a woman stuffs and tucks her meat curtains deep inside her HAM wallet ... you get a MEAT WALLET
by Bubblegum Lips April 18, 2011

when you're buying something and you don't have any money, you jerk off the cashier, he spooges on the money in the cash register, and he lets you have your shit for free.
by Here N. Thayer December 01, 2006

by herman11111111 December 28, 2005
