A horny little divil mad for a shkelp of pints. Usually shite at pool.
Hey that guy just lost a game of pool! Such a Heap O Clay!
by The Belmont Tomcat July 10, 2018
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It is one who sucks at everything
Gianfranco is sick a rubbish heap!

Ye might even be a heap and a half!
by It’s Cha Boi June 1, 2018
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Molly: “how was your date with Jack?”
Sally: “terrible, he turned out to be an absolute heap.”
by Lezpuccino September 5, 2021
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An Aussie expression meaning a large amount of something or lots.
Friend: yo, what’s your favourite type or shoes?
Aussie: idek i got heaps
by rotisserie chicken ;) October 27, 2019
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Some trash or other
by dan444448 November 16, 2016
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