Minecraft

A FRIGGIN LEGENDARY GAME ABOUT SQUARES. Only for big branes.

Man jonny is so cooland hawt when play Minecraft

by Jaceonthecase May 5, 2020

Minecraft

A good reason for your parents to get the fuck out of your room.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft.

by gvvhhbv b gg March 25, 2021

Minecraft

The game that is really awesome

n00b: HeY wHaT r U dOiNg
Me:playing minecraft get outta my room

by Maxaronic November 13, 2020

Minecraft

the best game in the universe

Minecraft is better than fortnite

by c u m m a n April 17, 2020

Minecraft

A genuine modern-day work of art.

Enough said.

- What are you playing Timmy?
- Oh just a modern day work of art.
- Oh yeah? What is it called?
- Minecraft

by iBrokeCheats January 31, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft is honestly just a mediocre game. its kinda overrated.

dude 1: yo wanna go play some Minecraft?

dude 2: yeah sure.

by FuckAllSeagulls October 8, 2019

Minecraft

One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.

"Hey Derrek I just got Minecraft, how do I play it?"

"Fuck off I'm playing a better game"

by Hectic3613 May 16, 2022