poo-imperative

The undeniable need to take a dump that happens after one has held it back for as long as one can. The state of mind when one's bowels decree that they must be evacuated immediately.

self -"I really don't want to use a gas station bathroom..."
ass -"poo-imperative!!"
self -"dag yo"

by AKAStavros November 6, 2009

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categorical imperative

A definition with teeth.

Professors will have you study this forever. Here's what you need to know. It means what it sounds like: an imperative (commandment) that you either follow, or you'll be reclassified as immoral.

Kant had his, and many people think his was the only one, but it's not true. A categorical imperative is a definition-based morality. Even the Utilitarians use them.

What will happen if I do something immoral?

You'll have done something immoral.

Oh, it's a categorical imperative.

by cogitheum@mac.com May 4, 2009

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hyperthetical imperative

The phenomenon of categories traversing from the future.

Right-action as appearing-from-the-future.

The hyperthetical imperative states that "doing the right thing" comes from the future.

by metawave October 27, 2019

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American imperalism

Where the united states forces it's culture on other contries.Most other contries have a backward culture.For example in the middle east in some contries they will chop off your hand for even stealing a loaf of bread and in africa where they cut up women's pussies and call it female circumcision.

I am for american imperalism.

by Deep blue 2012 November 10, 2009

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Copulation Imperative

The reason for being if you are a male.
Common evolution theory states that the man's instinct to copulate overrides all but the most basic functions of survival. If you’ve ever been a member of a fraternity you understand.

by JohnnySix January 27, 2003

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