Imagine That 

Sarcastic remark used when someone says something pointless or irrelevant. Can also be used if someone points out something obvious.

A: Omigod! My relationship with my boyfriend who's a drug dealing, crack sniffing, abusive scumbag is over!!

B: Imagine that.

Imagine That by Diane December 7, 2004

Imagine that 

An expression to use when something unrealistic happens

Johnny just wiped out a squad to win the game.
His friend: imagine that!

Imagine that by GrittyRitty May 28, 2020

Imagine I spelt that right. 

A humorous phrase used immediately after misspelling a word intentionally or not to acknowledge the mistake in a lighthearted, self-deprecating way. The phrase is often used by someone who is known to regularly misspell words, and it’s meant to make others laugh while playfully admitting defeat. It’s less about correcting the error and more about leaning into it for comedic effect, as if the speaker is laughing at themselves while rethinking their life choices.

Person A: What do you do for a living?
Person B: I do ecnomcks.
Person B: Imagine I spelt that right.

Imagine I spelt that right. by oAmfaii May 16, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004