Illinois

The 21st state in America,Known for it's farming industry Illinois also has alot of national parks the most well known of these parks is Starved Rock Located in La Salle county. Ottawa Illinois is where the Lincoln Douglass debate happened on August 21st 1858. Chicago is Illinois biggest city at 234 mi² and is famous for

Chicago style pizza and the Navy Pier. Illinois capital is Springfield is know for the Simpsons and Lincoln.

Betty:I live in Illinois.
Todd:We don't freaking care Betty!

Illinois by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

Illinois

The saddest place you will ever visit. All there is is Fun City and Chicago. If you ever go to Illinois you might as well go to Missouri because Illinois sucks!

“I’m going to illinois for vacation”
“I feel bad”

Illinois by Opposum2020 January 29, 2020

illinois

a state that got surpassed in popularity by pennsylvania due to illinois' population decline

illinois used to be #5, and now is #6. pennsylvania surpassed it. funny enough, pennsylvania has lower than average population growth as well...

illinois by connecticut 765 June 9, 2025

Illinois

The toxic ex of storm chasing. You’ll spend six days talking trash about Illinois, then drive 8 hours to chase there next weekend because the tornadoes are always good enough to keep you hooked.

I hate Illinois,” he muttered from a gas station in central Illinois for the third weekend in a row

Illinois by weatherabwx June 21, 2026

illinois steamroller 

A steamroller that was made in Illinois.
What did you expect?
Pervert.

Illinois steamrollers are better than normal steamrollers. Or are they? Who gives a fuck?

illinois steamroller by Dieje January 24, 2009

Illinois Lane Change 

When someone changes over four full lanes of traffic with no warning.

Or

Cutting in between other cars at high speeds

Or

Being in the wrong lane then deciding to turn right/left at the last moment and cuts everyone off.

I just pulled an Illinois Lane Change.

Illinois Lane Change by grant6923 February 26, 2011

Illinois Nazi 

As featured in the original "Blues Brothers" movie, a more upscale white supremacist without the more obvious traits of Klannish redneckery, such as a thick Southern drawl or rebel flag. Found in New England, the Pacific Northwest, and country clubs everywhere.

Angela dumped me because I wasn't Aryan enough for her xenophobic, Lawrence-Welk-watching pinhead of a father. I can't believe I wasted almost four years of my life on the daughter of an Illinois Nazi.

Illinois Nazi by Ronagon November 15, 2013