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A state in the midwest consisting of Chicago and the rest of Illinois. The capital, Springfield, is known for putting the name Lincoln in front of everything, a few are Lincoln Memorial Gardens, Abraham Lincoln capital airport, President Lincoln hotel and confernece Center, Land of Lincoln... The most rapidly developing area in downstate Illionois is Chatham which has roughly ten to eleven new residential developments, and the town only has 10,000 people. It's right next to Springield, and is known for its excellent school district.
I was visiting my Dad in Illiois and i realized Chatham developed a rush hour.

Illinois should be two states, downsate Illinois, and The Chicagoland area.
by Nikko Krydesnski May 07, 2006
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1. A term that is used when someone from Illinois speaks about something incoherant and random, and nobody understood the conversation.
Guy: My truck is awesome, its so shiny.

Illinois person: "I had a truck once, until I went muddin, then a deer ran out in front of me and I was like "screeeech" (makes gestures like holding on to something), then i rolled it, then it was like forever before i landed on all 4 wheels, then I took off again, and everything was aight..."

Guy: WTF? Oh yeah...ILLINOIS
by Joe Schmoeyzlazy August 07, 2008
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A Midwestern state, surrounded by Lake Michigan, Wisconsin, Iowa, Missouri, Kentucky, and Indiana.
I'm not having any fun in Illinois, I wish I was in Southern Cal or Texas living it up.
by Saints October 19, 2003
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A state that looks down on every one. They are all stuck up assholes here. They can't drink beer for shit. They cant even make pizza right. And Lincoln was born in Kansas dumb asses
I am going to Illinois to shit on all the stupid people and fail at doing a keg stand.
by wd40kid February 18, 2009
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pronounced (Ill-i-noise) is the gay capital of the united states. on average 1 out of every 1 residents are homosexual. also the state hosts the embarrassment of the big 10 conference u of i... they suck at all sports, most notably basketball at which they have never won a national championship. anyone illinoisian who is currently poisoning another state should be rounded up and returned to the destitute land that is illinois.
"dude, i have to pee"
"not untill we get through Illinois... you dont wanna get raped in the rest stop"
by uofisucksthebigone January 09, 2012
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A state full of poverty, murder, and broke school districts. β€œA pretty awful place” - most Illinoisans
Man I’m broker than the state of Illinois
by Megb2018 January 01, 2018
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