When you slather your penis in gasoline, light it on fire, insert it in your girlfriend, and she farts creating an asstastic explosion.
My girlfriend got hospitalized for third degree burns on her ass after we did the Illinois Dumpsterfire.
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A town right off highway 64 with a population of 3000 where where about 2900 are senior citizens. There are approximately 8 bars, 4 banks, 2 gas stations, 9 churches, one grocery store and 1 run down cardboard box of a liquor store.
I drove through Mount Morris Illinois today and it smells like a mini Nebraska.
by ToddWallnutz May 5, 2016
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