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ickey shuffle 

When you finish taking a dump in an empty public restroom then realize there is no toilet paper and no one to help you, you are forced to stand up and shuffle over to the next stall with your pants down by your ankles. The cold crap swishing between you buns is nothing if not "ickey" - you're doing the Ickey Shuffle.
Man, I took the dump of my life a work but realized too late there was no toilet paper. I had to do the Ickey Shuffle over to the next stall to get some paper.
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Ickey Shuffle 

A happy dance performed after a victory or some other positive event; often involves rapid tapping or shuffling of the feet.

Originally a certain celebration dance done by National Football League player Ickey Woods when he scored a touchdown; usage has since broadened.
I was so happy I passed my final exam that I did the Ickey Shuffle right there in the classroom.
Ickey Shuffle by Brian P. Hudson September 8, 2006

Icky Shuffle 

A dance made famous by Former Bengals Running back Icky Woods. Famously known for doing the shuffle after scoring.

The dance is done by holding the football in the right hand and stomping the right foot and pushing the ball to the right , then switching hands and doing it the other way, usually done 3-4 times, then you drop the football, put your hand in the air with only your index finger up and spinning it in a circle while shaking your hips.
Look at John he just scored and is performing a perfect Icky Shuffle
Icky Shuffle by Metsfan22 November 17, 2010

icky shuffle 

The uncomfortable trip from one bathroom stall to another in search much-needed toilet paper.
Dude, I'm so pissed. I had to do the icky shuffle all the way back to my room, cuz the stupid housekeepers didn't restock the t.p. in the cafeteria's bathroom. Fucking nasty, bro!!
icky shuffle by Davey D. June 3, 2007
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