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ickey shuffle 

When you finish taking a dump in an empty public restroom then realize there is no toilet paper and no one to help you, you are forced to stand up and shuffle over to the next stall with your pants down by your ankles. The cold crap swishing between you buns is nothing if not "ickey" - you're doing the Ickey Shuffle.
Man, I took the dump of my life a work but realized too late there was no toilet paper. I had to do the Ickey Shuffle over to the next stall to get some paper.
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Ickey Shuffle 

A happy dance performed after a victory or some other positive event; often involves rapid tapping or shuffling of the feet.

Originally a certain celebration dance done by National Football League player Ickey Woods when he scored a touchdown; usage has since broadened.
I was so happy I passed my final exam that I did the Ickey Shuffle right there in the classroom.
Ickey Shuffle by Brian P. Hudson September 8, 2006

Icky Shuffle 

A dance made famous by Former Bengals Running back Icky Woods. Famously known for doing the shuffle after scoring.

The dance is done by holding the football in the right hand and stomping the right foot and pushing the ball to the right , then switching hands and doing it the other way, usually done 3-4 times, then you drop the football, put your hand in the air with only your index finger up and spinning it in a circle while shaking your hips.
Look at John he just scored and is performing a perfect Icky Shuffle
Icky Shuffle by Metsfan22 November 17, 2010

icky shuffle 

The uncomfortable trip from one bathroom stall to another in search much-needed toilet paper.
Dude, I'm so pissed. I had to do the icky shuffle all the way back to my room, cuz the stupid housekeepers didn't restock the t.p. in the cafeteria's bathroom. Fucking nasty, bro!!
icky shuffle by Davey D. June 3, 2007

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026