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icing the cake 

When you shit all over the face and open mouth of a girl, the jerk a load off on top.
My friend Tom is a sick fuck. He wants to make movies about icing the cake.
icing the cake by _D_A_S_ February 12, 2009

icing the cake 

Jizzing all over a girl's chest in an attempt to create a design similar to that which is found on a cake.
" I fucking jizzed all over Ksenia's chest and I made it look like Batman! She was screaming "Ice my cake, Ice my cake" so much I just had to do it. Plus, she likes it when we do it Batman style! Thats how we're icing the cake!"
icing the cake by Andromedus October 11, 2007

icing the cake 

During oral pleasure, jizzing in her hand, and spreading it on ur mates face area.
After she blew my shlong, i jizzed in my hand, and slapped that dirty slut in the face.
icing the cake by Craig November 10, 2004

Icing the cake 

To pull out whilst receiving oral sex, cum on your girl's face, then throw a handful of icing sugar onto her face. The icing sugar sticks to the cum, and resembles a freshly iced cake.
Dicksmacker69: "I want to bake some cookies, have you seen the icing sugar?"

Troll: "Yeah, it's upstairs, your mom and I were Icing The Cake last night."
Icing the cake by Cockmongler6959 January 1, 2011

icing the cake 

When you go to a music festival or other event and they have grossly under-estimated attendance and massively skimped on port-o-potties. You enter for a #2. There is already a cone of scheiss adorning the seat, but you feel confident you can cast the last stone. With knees unbent and face to the door, you ice the cake with success.

Note: only one person can claim having iced the cake per port-o-potty; extra bragging rights if you wipe with a wife beater afterwords and swirl that around your prize to fashion it a makeshift crown of glory
When Mike finished icing the cake at Festeroo, he erupted from the port-o-potty exclaiming: "it's done, no more!"
icing the cake by blessure grave February 25, 2010

Icing the cake 

To speak against a statement you know is misleading and can be easily misconstrued from actual intentions, or sounds too good to be true. Used commonly for political polishing (pc).
Person 1. As a campaign promise I will get rid of taxes on tips.

Person 2. You are trying to buy votes, and icing the cake.
Icing the cake by SilentlyT July 15, 2024