Icey Mike 

There's a few different "Icey Mikes", but one I've heard is where you take a shit, freeze it, and then when it's frozen a girl has sex with the frozen turd, just like a dildo.

That girl gave herself an Icey Mike, I'm never touching her again!

Icey Mike by Juggalo17 February 12, 2007

Icey Mike 

1.When an icicle is used like a dildo.
2.When an icicle is stuck in the vagina or asshole unexpectedly.

1.The icey mike was fine for a minute, until my vagina became numb from the cold.
2.An icey mike in the ass, is a no-fail alarm clock.

Icey Mike by Popeye1921 May 14, 2015

Icey Mike 

Filling a condom up with water, much in the same style as a water baloon, freezing it and then using it for insertion, either on ones self or on another.

"My girlfriend loves playing with ice cubes, so I made an icey mike to really get her going..."

Icey Mike by defonezers March 23, 2007

Icey Mike 

n. - The act of ejaculating into an ice cube tray and letting the semen freeze thoroughly, then using the ejaculate ice cubes in an unsuspecting guests drink.

man #1 - Let's pull an icey mike on Joe! He's coming over in 3 hours!

man #2 - Ok, I'll cum in the ice cube tray, you check to see if my ethiopian can opener is ready!

Icey Mike by Bexxx June 2, 2004

Icey Mike 

n- the original Icey Mike was a urine-filled condom that was frozen in order to be used as a sex toy -- e.g. dildo.

Instead of giving her a Golden Shower, he decided to make her an Icey Mike for when he was away.

Icey Mike by Narmenel January 23, 2009

Icey Mike 

Using a frozen turd as a dildo. Sometimes a condom is used to form the feces into the desired shape, but this is optional, and dependant on the firmness and consistency of the stool sample.

My last girlfriend was a prude. She dumped me after I went to the freezer and showed her the Icey Mike I had planned for her...I mean us.

Icey Mike by UncleShags September 5, 2008

icey mike 

my bong that rips minds with its freezing cold smoke due to its ice catcher

fuck dude icey mike got me caught last night i got too high

icey mike by mistah freeze August 10, 2008