The act of pulling down a dick like a soft serve machine handle and having him ejaculate in your mouth like ice cream.
by PIAN February 07, 2015
Customer: "Lemme get uhhhhhhhh one uhh Oreo McFlurry"
Drive-Thru Worker:"Ice cream machine broke"
Customer: "Understandable have a great day"
Drive-Thru Worker:"Ice cream machine broke"
Customer: "Understandable have a great day"
by henlo smol bean :) June 25, 2017
by the person who exists March 05, 2022
The sexual act of a male squatting over their partner’s face. Their partner when ready will proceed to pull down on the male’s penis like a lever, giving the male the signal to shit in their mouth
by Pervyclown69 April 08, 2021
When your girl is giving you head and you cum so violently that it drips out each nostril, just like a soft serve!
by DodgyDave January 10, 2021
Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”
by lovehyuka November 07, 2022
The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.
"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."
by ConroyGullam April 23, 2010