Ian Beale

The name given to a luxury meal deal, from such places like Waitrose, Morrisons and Boots. But not the usual garbage ham sandwich you would purchase from the likes of Tesco's.

Hey Adam, fancy an Ian Beale at lunch? Boots doing a cracking one.

by Ian Beale Meal Deal July 11, 2019

Ian Beale

The second part of a rhyming couplet, usually begun with an innocuous statement ending with a word that rhymes with Beale, and finished by another party. If deemed acceptable by other individuals in a social situation, the recipient must buy the finisher a drink. NOTE: Only words that rhyme exactly with Beale are accepted. Words like deals, wheels, shield or any variant that doesn't rhyme with Beale result in mockery & derision.

Mike: "Went out with the family on saturday night."
Tod: "Oh yeah, anywhere nice?"
Mike: "Nah, just out for a meal."
Tod: "Ian Beale!"
Mike: "Bastard!"

by Tod316uk March 29, 2008

Ian Beale'd

To venture out into into the streets of Bangkok, drunk and high. Bang countless prostitutes until one's nutsack is totally empty: 'I've got nothing left'

In reference to the Eastenders episode where Ian Beale has a breakdown and confesses that he has 'nothing left'

I'm gonna get Ian Beale'd tonight, gonna bang bare prossies until I got nothing left

by Flashmygash December 6, 2024

Ianbealed

When you have been truely embarrassed and are in disbelief or extremely dissapointed in yourself.

Adam was forced to give up his diving job and is feeling ianbealed.

by thesucc April 14, 2017