Itchy Ass 

When you have an itchy ass you would probably go into the bathroom and grab some ass wipe and just wipe it until it becomes non itchy or, you could just take the grody way and itch it with your fish smelling fingers.

Tyler: I have such and itchy butthole dude!
Ria: Lmao you have a itchy ass
Tyler: Guess i'll go and itch it with my fingers bye!

Itchy Ass by robloxmantheman October 25, 2019

itchy ass syndrome 

the sweaty, itchy, cheesy feeling between your ass cheeks which usually occurs from sweating or not wiping your ass good enough. In other words, give it a second wipe.

About 5 mins after taking a dump I started to obtain itchy ass syndrome.

itchy ass syndrome by Knobert August 29, 2006

itchy ass syndrome 

most itchy asses are the result of either rubbing toilet paper too hard or poor hygiene like going to bed with a sweaty crack. wash it before bed and go easy on it when cleaning and itchy ass will go away.

my itchy ass syndrome is better now that i keep it clean

itchy ass syndrome by juansheeet March 5, 2017

Itchy Poop Ass

Itchy Poop Ass occurs in the male population and is caused by insufficient wiping after defecation. As time progresses, the victim of Itchy Poop Ass (IPA), will begin to notice the agitation of the anus and surrounding area. The only known cure to Itchy Poop Ass is a shower.

Man Harrison I got some really bad Itchy Poop Ass because I didn't wipe properly today. I am going to have to leave work and take a shower.

Itchy Poop Ass by J Barn December 27, 2007

itchy loose ass 

Diarrhea so bad it seeps out causing a itchy burning sensation.

Taco bell gives me itchy loose ass

itchy loose ass by Swaffhausen December 11, 2022

your ass is itchy 

When you want to let someone know that you think they are full of shit; or they are wrong and/ or lying

Person 1: “My girlfriends a model. My mom loves her! She’s so sweet & beautiful!
Person 2: “No way! When has your mom met her? When have you met her? you always talk about her but none of us have ever met her. You haven’t even met her! We’ve all only seen the same picture again & again.

Person 1: “no, we met um, ah, last month’” “ she’s just always out of state since, you know, she’s a model”
Person 2: haha dude, no way! Quit lying! Your ass is itchy!

your ass is itchy by DCH_23 May 16, 2018

itchy asshole 

An anus that has an uneasy irritating sensation

He who go to bed with itchy asshole, wake with stinky finger.

itchy asshole by King Shit February 26, 2003