IT GUY 

A person who specializes in the field of computer technology or internet technology. Could also be someone that appears geeky, may appear as a computer specialist and may even sound geeky. Also someone who carries too many keys.

Frank: "Hey Joe is that guy from IT?"

Joe: "I don't know Frank he looks like he is I have never seen him around the call center."

Frank: "I think he is because he keeps on passing by and he looks real geeky with the glasses and all that gel in his hair. He's probably getting us in trouble with Danny the supervisor."

Joe:"He's probably not let me go ask Danny. Nah he's not from IT, he's just a new agent that looks like an "IT GUY".

IT GUY by Joe Jr. March 15, 2004

IT Guy 

A person who works in a small closet setting up computers and answering help requests all day with at least 3 of the following 5 symptoms...

1 - Uses Linux
2 - Believes other employees exists to serve him, not the other way around
3 - Has told the cofee holder joke to friends/family
4 - Has unhealthy hatred of Microsoft
5 - Smug beyond belief

Typically straight of college. Often was a nerd in high school but not smart enough to major in engineering in college.

Not to be confused with code monkeys which actualy produce software and services the company can profit from.

IT Guy - "Can you believe that manager just told me to install Vista? Seriously, who does he think he is?"

"No, we don't have any more monitors for the design people. Why? Because we need them here in IT so we can get more work done (a.k.a. play WOW on one of them while checking e-mail on the other)."

IT Guy by Non-IT-Guy April 30, 2009

IT Guy 

I asked him to reset my password and he threw 4 inch tape cartridge at my head.

Those idiots encrypted my hard drive with bitlocker then the IT Guy lost all the security keys.

IT Guy by Madelene Basset March 7, 2016

That IT Guy 

The counterpart to "That IT Girl." He is all you think and know you want and need. He loves and hurts you at the same time. He is gifted in more ways that you can fathom. He is intelligent, musical, artistic, sexual, and athletic. He makes you laugh till you almost feel high. He says things to you that make you to cry but recovers with things that make you want to melt. You felt instantaneous or undeniable chemistry when you met. The person you have been always waiting for to come into your life like a "wrecking ball" @Mylie Cyrus.

That IT Guy met That It Girl...OMG. The cutest couple ever. The dynamic duo. A terrific team. STAR CROSSED LOVERS.

#therestishistory

That IT Guy by Rachel2Ruth August 14, 2014

guy it 

1. slang normaly meaning to go away

Guy it you tramp or Il batter yer melt in

guy it by Kieran-coatbridge December 13, 2008

white van which has a old guy in it 

yeah that van is probably safe and will give you tons of candy. to acquire the candy you must get in the back of the van and say LESSSSS GO!!! 😎😎😎😎😎. then the car will start to go forward and when you come to your destination you will get the candy. THIS PROCESS IS VERY POG.

Person 1: I hopped in a white van which has a old guy in it and I got TONS OF CANDY!
Person 2: Is this an ad?
Person 1: Yes this is an ad for Raid Shadow Legends and their pickup candy system.

white van which has a old guy in it by dustybowls April 17, 2021

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it 

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it by sound of freedom March 15, 2021