A person who works in a small closet setting up computers and answering help requests all day with at least 3 of the following 5 symptoms...
1 - Uses Linux
2 - Believes other employees exists to serve him, not the other way around
3 - Has told the cofee holder joke to friends/family
4 - Has unhealthy hatred of Microsoft
5 - Smug beyond belief
Typically straight of college. Often was a nerd in high school but not smart enough to major in engineering in college.
Not to be confused with code monkeys which actualy produce software and services the company can profit from.
1 - Uses Linux
2 - Believes other employees exists to serve him, not the other way around
3 - Has told the cofee holder joke to friends/family
4 - Has unhealthy hatred of Microsoft
5 - Smug beyond belief
Typically straight of college. Often was a nerd in high school but not smart enough to major in engineering in college.
Not to be confused with code monkeys which actualy produce software and services the company can profit from.
IT Guy - "Can you believe that manager just told me to install Vista? Seriously, who does he think he is?"
"No, we don't have any more monitors for the design people. Why? Because we need them here in IT so we can get more work done (a.k.a. play WOW on one of them while checking e-mail on the other)."
"No, we don't have any more monitors for the design people. Why? Because we need them here in IT so we can get more work done (a.k.a. play WOW on one of them while checking e-mail on the other)."
by Non-IT-Guy May 01, 2009
by Madelene Basset December 01, 2015
by Bhursty1180 August 18, 2011
A man who exhibits characteristics of a traditional male role model. He is likely knowledgeable in a wide variety of practical skills. He tends to be modest and friendly, helping others freely, but exudes confidence. Others may look up to him and seek him out for help or advice.
Not only does he grill a mean steak, but at his barbeque last week he figured out a problem with my car that's baffled me for weeks! It seems like he knows what he's doing with everything, He's a real guy's guy.
by Rider_996 December 24, 2013
A popular game in the Midwest, East Coast and California Bay Area. The first player says something, and the other players respond to whether it is "Guys" or "Not Guys."
Guys or Not Guys is not only a great American past time, but it is fun for all ages.
ChoreBoy asked Finch whether he thought his buttix looked Guys or Not Guys. Finch stated "Not Guys!" because he saw absolutely no smears of stool on his cheeks.
"Peking Duck, Guys or Not Guys?" Guys! Pustifer responded.
ChoreBoy asked Finch whether he thought his buttix looked Guys or Not Guys. Finch stated "Not Guys!" because he saw absolutely no smears of stool on his cheeks.
"Peking Duck, Guys or Not Guys?" Guys! Pustifer responded.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
1. When two or more guys kiss and make out and get off together. A quick kiss or grope doesn't count. Extended tongue action and fondling are required for an act to be guy on guy. Most of the time this ends when they wank each other until they come (because guys are good at wanking). Guys who are more familiar with each other, or kinky, will 69 and suck cock and rim and have butt sex.
2. Porn for girls. The type of porn in which all participants are hot and generally getting off on the proceedings. Participating in a guy on guy moment is the number one female fantasy.
2. Porn for girls. The type of porn in which all participants are hot and generally getting off on the proceedings. Participating in a guy on guy moment is the number one female fantasy.
Julie: Did you get that Mad TV guy on guy youtube clip that I sent you?
Jodie: Omg that was so hot, do you think that all guys really do that?
Jodie: Omg that was so hot, do you think that all guys really do that?
by PHolden May 21, 2013
Greeting used often by overzealous lebanese guys. Is often accompied by a tour of the new apartment and mass quanties of 7-uP.
by foug January 12, 2005