It'd

Contraction of "it would". How is this not a real word?

It'd be a shame if this was never a real word and I've just been using it my whole life anyway.

by Kcast July 18, 2016

it'd

Contraction form of 'it would' used to express speculative desire.

It'd be nice to have an intelligible conversation with him; it's just too bad he's an idiot.

by iamallaboutfun.blogspot.com March 13, 2012

It'd've

1.) it would have; it-would-have
2.) it should have; it-should-have

1.) "If it weren't for Aaron saying his name wrong when the sub was taking names on the clipboard, it'd've not gotten snapped in half."

2.) "What do you mean the -inator failed?! It'd've had a simple and smooth run!"

by DrRwWwWrRr January 13, 2022

What It D

When your really southern drunk helpless teacher tries to say “what is this.

Student: I can't figure out this worksheet. Is this answer right?

Teacher: What it D?

by Cloudy Skyze February 14, 2019

what'd it do?

Another form of what's up?

Hey son, What'd it do?

by Jordan G B August 29, 2006

Thesaurus'd it

To use thesaurus.com to find eloquent synonyms for words which obviously do not belong to your vocabulary.

Jebediah: "Yo bruv! That hot chick Tiara totally wants to gobble the goop, as like.. ummhh.. fournikeight."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! You do not even know what 'fornicate' means, do you?"
Jebediah: "Yeeahh... ummhh.. I mean she wants to... ummh.. philander, right?"
Demarcus: "You just Thesaurus'd it, did you not?"
Jebediah: "My point is she wants the D lol"

by Brobi Wan KenoBro May 19, 2016

Geoff'd it

To be ahead/doing well in something, only to fuck it up at the last second and fail.

Origin: Geoff Ramsey of Achievement Hunter, who constantly causes himself to fail, no matter how hard he tries to succeed.

*While playing GTA V*
"I'm gonna win!"
*falls off the map, proceeds to be passed by everyone in race*
"Gah! I Geoff'd it!"

by Caninse February 20, 2017