IHD

A group of micro-managed technicians endlessly slaving to get stupid people on the internet. Constantly hounded by management and always in fear of losing their jobs, members of the IHD live a day-to-day existence.

Someday, I'm gonna get outta the IHD

IHD by John Scinta December 18, 2005

ihd

-substitute for "I'll join you"
-stands for Ich Horn ding (German for I horn thing)

-typically used when groups of people are planning to go somewhere (and they're being joined by someone)

Aliyah: Do you wanna come join us to go to Starbucks, Lea?

Lea: Yeah, ihd

ihd by yourlocallea December 11, 2018

IHD

1. Instant Messanging Slang for I have diarrhea. All purpose excuse for going AFK for sporadic periods of time.

Rokrbaby: Hey are you there?
CoolDJ: Sorry IHD

IHD by Yuanji Li September 13, 2006

ihd

meaning in house dick. you can have sex whenever you want.

YOU: I LOVE HAVING A IHD, IT MAKES THINGS EASIER.

ME: I AM SO JEALOUS.

ihd by MIALYNNBANANA February 7, 2010

ihdgaf 

I honestly don't give a fuck.

D00D UR A N00B HAHA!

Bitch please. IHDGAF.

ihdgaf by SlIthrt February 5, 2010

ihdek 

I honestly don't even know

I'm sorry, ihdek what you just said.

ihdek by Snickerss June 5, 2016

IHDI 

Acronym for "I highly doubt it." Coined by DeM GoTcHa BoYz circa 2008.

"A video and torrents forum on digitalgangster.com? IHDI."

IHDI by The Posp2 October 20, 2008