IHD

A group of micro-managed technicians endlessly slaving to get stupid people on the internet. Constantly hounded by management and always in fear of losing their jobs, members of the IHD live a day-to-day existence.

Someday, I'm gonna get outta the IHD

by John Scinta December 8, 2005

IHD

1. Instant Messanging Slang for I have diarrhea. All purpose excuse for going AFK for sporadic periods of time.

Rokrbaby: Hey are you there?
CoolDJ: Sorry IHD

by Yuanji Li September 13, 2006

ihd

-substitute for "I'll join you"
-stands for Ich Horn ding (German for I horn thing)

-typically used when groups of people are planning to go somewhere (and they're being joined by someone)

Aliyah: Do you wanna come join us to go to Starbucks, Lea?

Lea: Yeah, ihd

by yourlocallea December 11, 2018

ihds

Acronym for - i hear that shit
Best if used ONLINE

_Online-
P1- Damn, she actin real stank.

P2- Ihds

by eyeseeyew June 8, 2011

ihd

meaning in house dick. you can have sex whenever you want.

YOU: I LOVE HAVING A IHD, IT MAKES THINGS EASIER.

ME: I AM SO JEALOUS.

by MIALYNNBANANA February 7, 2010