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IB STUDENTS 

IB students, generally, are sane people that take a 2-year program which makes them insane. They are found famous for nervous breakdowns. An IB students typical day is like this: wake up at 7.30 am, use the restroom, study while eating, study, go to school, come home, study, study while eating, study, and then, sleep at 1.30 next morning. IB is not hell. It is simply a course that makes you want to kill your friends in the urge to be the valedictorian. IB students are usually hated by most people. They are outcasts. They get a indescribable amount of homework. Moreover, they lack the inability to talk, communicate or to do any other social thing. They miss their youth.
IB TEACHER: Who can tell me why the Chinese Ming were far wealthier then their predecessors, Shang and Tang?

IB STUDENTS: Mmm.. There are a dozen different ways to answer that question. In Bentley and Zeiger's perspective its because of a tax system levied on people. In McNeil's perspective its because of canals that were developed through Huang He. But, in David Christians perspective, its because of the defense put on the northern frontier to protect the Chinese from the steppe nomads.
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IB Students 

Losers who sacrifice every aspect of their social life, only for IB to absolutely destroy them.

Also: People who think they are smarter than the standard student, only to realize that they all end up in the same place: McDonalds.

Virgins
“Look. IB students. Pathetic.”

“You can’t get into Harvard with a 23”
IB Students by Notgae March 6, 2020
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IB student 

A person who is suffering and experiences constant physical as well as mental pain. This term refers only to young people who are being educated in the IB system designed purely to torture kids ages 16 - 18 and force them to pay for that. The most painful things for them are "EE's", "IA' s" and "CAS". These creatures rarely sleep, hence their dark undereye circles.
Guy 1:Oh no she is an IB student, don't talk to her - she must be mentally damaged.
Guy 2: We can't make her have any social life!
IB student by youlianna December 7, 2019

IB Student 

1. A person who whips his hair back and forth in order to relieve from stress

2. A person who bs his/her way through his/her last to years of school
"WOW LOOK AT THAT IB STUDENT"

or

"They look like IB students!"
IB Student by ngriwi October 10, 2011
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