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o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c 

Oh my god please fuck me your so perfect cum in my please take my v-card
Girl/boy: o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

i.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.i.d.f.w. 

It stands for: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.
Me: I can't stand Marjon. He think he all that. U cool with him

Raven: I.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.I.d.f.w.
Me: Huh?
Raven: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.
Me: Oh cool ❤💯

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

P.I.F.A. 

Pain in the f*ckin' ass
My boss paged me four times already today. He's such a P.I.F.A.!
P.I.F.A. by Felicia Bartlett November 9, 2008
its the weekend so all the fips will be in town
F.I.P. by project fatkid May 9, 2005

I.S.M.P.F.L.

I Shit My Pants From Laughing
dude, ashley queefed in the middle of class! I.S.M.P.F.L.
I.S.M.P.F.L. by schlipdopp yummm February 22, 2010