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i taco

This is an act in which you kill someone (preferably in an alleyway), and cover them in a blanket. You then proceed to shit on them all over, and you call it a taco.
Why is Ayesha in jail? She commited an "i taco" on Zane.
by Gargamel112 February 4, 2022
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I'm gonna need Taco Bell

That feeling after taking your girlfriend out to a nice restaurant, the kind that leaves both your stomach and wallet empty, in order to please her enough to get laid that night.

Can also apply to any situation where the restaurant just doesn't serve a proportionate amount of food for the price.

The phrase stems from rushing out to get Taco Bell after the aforementioned situations in order to satisfy that hunger known in Taco Bell lingo as "The Fourth Meal." Comes from the Taco Bell commercials where, after emerging from triumphantly satisfying his stomach, the man yells, "I'M FULL!!!"
Man, I just took my girlfriend out to a Japanese restaurant, where I paid 30 bucks and only got one measly roll of sushi. I'm gonna need Taco Bell after this.

...granted, I'm still gonna get laid tonight.
by Liobird August 14, 2009
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I'ma fill up your taco

To shove your dick side ways into an ass cheek
Gay 1: tell your dad i'ma fill his taco

Gay 2: you ain't filling up his taco!

# i'ma fill up your taco
by Archduke of Douchebags February 22, 2019
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can i take a bite out of your taco?

Internet lingo for "can I have your number", often used on myspace. CITABOOYT for short.
Creeper: hey, Kristen, can I take a bite out of your taco?

Kristen: ewww no you creeper!
by ilovesramen May 11, 2009
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Sorry, I don't speak taco.

A sentence used when someone is speaking to you in Spanish on Roblox and you don't understand what the fuck they are saying.
Jimmy: Hello
Linda: Sorry, I don't speak taco.
by godsdeciple March 3, 2019
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I Am Not A Taco

A phrase used by people of Latino/Hispanic cultures in response to people referring to them in simple stereotypes, referring to them as 'tacos' to sum up a culture, or assuming they are of Mexican descent.

The phrase is mainly a direct response to First Lady Jill Biden's speech, where she simplified the multi-ethnic community of San Antonio to the Mexican-American dish "breakfast tacos," in a quote from her speech: “The diversity of this community... as distinct as the bodegas of the Bronx, as beautiful as the blossoms of Miami and as unique as the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio, is your strength.” prompting the phrase as a response to the cringy assumption/pandering.
Person 1: "Did you hear that speech from Jill Biden in San Antonio the other night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I can believe she said that crap. Like, I am not a taco."
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I put some sour cream in her taco

I shot some cum in her pussy.
BILL: You know that girl Rosita?

BOB: Yeah.

BILL: I put some sour cream in her taco last night.

BOB: Awesome!
by Abominable Snowman March 31, 2009
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