I slept like coarse woody debris last night. 

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"

"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."

I slept like coarse woody debris last night. by forestrychick November 30, 2011