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I don’t remember asking 

something to say to your friends when you didn’t ask for what they just said.
dylan: bro i got 100% on my test!!
tyler: that’s cool but i don’t remember asking

That's crazy but I don't remember asking 

When someone says something that you give 2 shits about
Guy 1: Did you know that there over 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 bugs.
Guy 2: That's crazy but I don't remember asking

Guy 1: Asshole

damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking 

Anton überhard, ellottt stärdner, mrspedybou420, rdhalin22, ZOtoxic coffie”
damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking”

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on June 10, 2026

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026