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I don’t remember asking 

I don’t remember asking is the perfect way to ruin someone’s moment, as soon as their telling you something use it. It ruins their day.
Yo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
“So me and my friend were driving...”
“Ay that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking”
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I don’t remember asking 

something to say to your friends when you didn’t ask for what they just said.
dylan: bro i got 100% on my test!!
tyler: that’s cool but i don’t remember asking

That's crazy but I don't remember asking 

When someone says something that you give 2 shits about
Guy 1: Did you know that there over 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 bugs.
Guy 2: That's crazy but I don't remember asking

Guy 1: Asshole

damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking 

Anton überhard, ellottt stärdner, mrspedybou420, rdhalin22, ZOtoxic coffie”
” damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking”
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