I can't with you

Meaning, you're a weirdo. You need help

I can't with you right now Joe

by Rose420 August 23, 2017

i can't stand you

When an individual says something so off the wall; you can't believe they said it; leaving you shocked but in a comical state.

Girl, stop, I can't stand you right now!!

by Notorious Fae August 5, 2016

I can't stand you

I love you will all my being , in fact you amaze me multiple times daily !

Her : I can't stand you !
Him: Aww , Dana I love you too baby !

by DudeOneMoreAndImGood October 23, 2022

I can't help you there

When your gay friend asks for a hand job.

Jordan: Hey Jeremy, can you give me a hand job?
Jeremy: I can't help you there ! butt.....

by OlaDoraBootsAteMeOut January 28, 2020

I can't believe you looked that up

My response to anyone who looked that up.

Seriously, I can't believe you looked that up...

by seriouslywhydyoulookthisup April 2, 2010

I can't stop you from trying ... Once

A good answer to a violent threat, if you can back it up!

I see you fingering a weapon in your jacket, so go on ... I can't stop you from trying ... Once.

by I, Wreckerrr May 30, 2020

i can't even with you

Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).

1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.

2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.

by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011