i can't stand

a phrase that is uttered when someone says/does something so ridiculous or absurd that you are so dumbfounded that you physically cannot stand

Alex: *gets shit on in csgo*
"THIS MAN'S NAME IS FUCKING 'DU YUO KNO DE WHAY'. I CAN'T STAND! I CANNOT FUCKING STAND.

by some bidj July 20, 2018

i can't stand you

When an individual says something so off the wall; you can't believe they said it; leaving you shocked but in a comical state.

Girl, stop, I can't stand you right now!!

by Notorious Fae August 05, 2016

I can't stand you

I love you will all my being , in fact you amaze me multiple times daily !

Her : I can't stand you !
Him: Aww , Dana I love you too baby !

by DudeOneMoreAndImGood October 23, 2022