I breathed

a response to unnecessarily harsh slander towards you

jake: "i love this shirt."
bella: "ok we get it you love that shirt."
jake: "ok wow i breathed."

by esketitauditions May 25, 2018

i breathed

usually used as a calm response to someone overreacting to you

Sarah: My least favorite Ariana Grande album is Positions

Jessica: WTF?! YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF YOUR A FUCKING DISSAPOINTMENT TO HUMANITY, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK SO LOW OF POSITIONS LIKE THAT!

Sarah: I breathed

by hoes4vivi July 23, 2021

how do i breathe?

how are you alive if you don't know how to breathe?

someone: how do I breathe?
someone else: just breathe

by im in school :) March 10, 2022

Every Time I Breathe Air

A remark used about something that is ongoing, redundant, never changing, redundant and redundant.

Melanie: I hate this job. I hate everyone I work with. They're all backstabbin' cocksuckers. I hate my salary. I can't afford to feed my fish. It's your fault, you dick!
Melanie's boss: You tell me that every time I breathe air.

Zoe: Gosh, I'm sick of this new server here at work.
Waggs: It crashes every time I breathe air. No worries.

Melanie: I hate being sober. I hate getting high all day. I hate you, dick. You raped my dreams and let them die, you fucker. I could have been a dancer, cocksucker.
Melanie's son: Yeah, I know, mom. You tell me every time I breathe air.

Waggs: Dang, how many times are they going to show Empire Strikes Back?
Zoe: Its Spike TV. They show it every time I breathe air. Heck, let's watch it again. No worries.

Melanie: Fuuuuuuuuuck. I hate my spending problem. I hate that I have no money to spend. I hate all this stupid shit I bought. I hate this clutter. I hate being called a fucking horder all the time. I fucking hate you, bitch. Why didn't you get me that abortion?
Melanie's mom: Trust me I would have gotten my abortion if I had the money.
Melanie: Wait... what?? YOUR abortion.
Melanie's mom: Oh dear. Did I say that out loud?

by PDXJohnny99 May 22, 2013

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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025

i cant breathe

just incase any police are reading. specifically minneapolis. you need to know that I CANT BREATHE means someone - can - not - breathe. periodt bitch

"i cant breathe. sir please i cant breathe. NO JUSTICE NO PEACE BITCH"

by Miss mystery . July 23, 2020