But that infection will still be eating away at my brain and the fact that you have made me a slave is literally the only reason that is going to be the case.
Hym "I won't. And if the opportunity presents itself I'm just going to murder you and your family... So. Goodnight!"
by Hym Iam July 4, 2025
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I can't flip the switch
I can't be alone with you even in a crowded room
And not feel it
I can't read your mind
If I should go or stay
Am I easy to forget or do you regret
Meeting me in the first place
I can't flip the switch
I can't be alone with you even in a crowded room
And not feel it
I can't read your mind
If I should go or stay
Am I easy to forget or do you regret
Meeting me in the first place
by An imagination, a dream and 💔 March 9, 2026
Get the I won’t mug.A phrase given in response to something you know is not going to happen.
In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.
In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.
Him: "I know i've hurt you alot in the past, but i promise it won't happen again"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"
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Get the i won’t you mug.Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.
The war-cry of the asshole.
The war-cry of the asshole.
Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"
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