i just came 

Being soooo happy.

So excited. As if you just came. Yes, that excited.

Happier than sex.

Samah: Look at all this amazing food!
Jonathan: Wow! OMFG!!! So much foood!!! I just came.

Sweeta: Look! Free porn!
Jonathan: Uh oh. I just came.

i just came by asswhole_with_a_dubya February 14, 2010

I Just Came 

A blade of euphoria strikes you like a bolt of lighting after you continuously try to reload that meat gun and it finally explodes with the amount of shots equivalent to the amount of reloads you made.

I don't know how this works if you're a lady. Even more clueless if you're a transexual.

The movie theater darkens. You came to enjoy the cinematic adventure and the floor is sticky. You're hating your life --- until someone behind you says, "I just came."

Now you feel dirty too.

I Just Came by asskickervictor October 28, 2010

i just came 

Boy: ooooof i just came
Girl: you did WHAT!!??!?

i just came in you and it feels gooooooood

i just came by ok erzi November 18, 2019

i just came in my daughter 

When you cum in your daughter you are making your daughter have a baby with your semen.

I just came in my daughter three times.

i just came in my daughter by BabBabHabble August 9, 2017

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from 

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008

I just didn’t have the cameras on

A popular phrase used by YouTuber FlightReacts, where he says that he did something amazing without the cameras on. While he could have done it, it’s the fact that he’s a douchebag and overuses it makes it untrustable.

Amazing 360 spinning tomahawk dunk happens
FlightReacts: oH i DiD tHaT oNcE iN hIgH sChOoL i WaS a BeAsT aT eVeRy SpOrt i JuSt DiDn’T hAvE tHe CaMeRaS oN
Me: STOP THE CAP BAHAHAHAHA 😂😂🧢🧢🗑🗑

I just didn’t have the cameras on by DodgersFanGaming December 13, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019