You're are driving a truck full of your stoner friends. The car in front of you slams on its breaks and all of your wasted friends are screaming that they are going to die.
You scream "I GOT THIS!!!" and then you stop your car just inches away from the car's bumper.
You scream "I GOT THIS!!!" and then you stop your car just inches away from the car's bumper.
by Fasle December 26, 2009
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1. I got this covered.
2. I got this handled.
3. I got this under control.
1. I got this covered.
2. I got this handled.
3. I got this under control.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 9, 2006
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If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.
If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.
While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.
1# : "Don't worry, I got this."
2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."
1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.
1# : "Don't worry, I got this."
2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."
1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.
by av9e February 18, 2022
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Woman:"What are we going to do about next month's light bill?"
Man:"You don't worry about none of that shit, I got this shit!"
Man:"You don't worry about none of that shit, I got this shit!"
by Pogovondoom July 25, 2010
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Now that someone said what a waste of money, I'm wondering why the hell I got this definition on a mug.
by iamabeast420 October 26, 2009
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